Belay On?

On belay.

Climbing the corporate ladder is no feat to be taken lightly.

I should know, for this pay period has fallen in step with the growth trend of my bank account, which began last month when I realized I had gotten a surprise $1.04 raise. Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to announce that I received another $0.01 raise. For those of you who can't add, I have two things to say:

1. You obviously weren't homeschooled.
2. My net profit thus far in 2006 comes to a grand total of $2.09 higher than last years.... and counting. And I hadn't even made "get rich" one of my New Year's Resolutions!

If you're one of those people who needs to "see the math", this is for you:
($1.04 + $1.05 = $2.09)