Christmas Bonus

So... I got a raise!

. Thats right. My paycheck was $1.04 higher than usual this past pay period, which leads me to believe that my hard work has not gone unnoticed. This monetary "pat-on-the-back" has skyrocketed my self-esteem on the job (not to mention my spending power on the streets). But before you go and get jealous on me, please heed this advice from someone who knows firsthand:

. All the money in the world couldn't buy happiness. Trust me, at this rate I'll be making enough to have tried ten times over by President's day (Not to say I don't have happiness... I just didn't get it by buying it.)