Yes folks, you heard right. My days as assistant administrative assistant are drawing to a close.
Why would I leave the delight of palm-pilot entries and fed-ex runs behind?
Why say 'no more; to tea time and crumpets? (no seriously, we had crumpets pretty regularly here, for a while)
Its simple, really.
After a near-death experience involving too much Mexican Food (shout out to El Paso Cafe, wherever you are!) and last years jeans, I decided that it was time to grab life by the horns. Life is simply too short to only work one job. Ya hur? Oh and also because salary is for sissies.
When you combine my future jobs, my work load (for anyone curious) will include, but not be limited to:
paper mache
speech therapy
filing insurance claims
mosaic picture frames
trampoline jumping
reading story books
weaving pot holders
answering phones
going to the park
As you can see, several people have taken notice of my genious and marketable skills and are really giving me some legit responsibility. I mean, a
trampoline!
So since I am leaving this job, I leave you with a glimpse of my former "business card" (with the info blurred, of course) because sadly, I won't be needing it anymore. Enjoy:
Yah, thats a pink background.
